Friday, October 16, 2009

~honest to goodness~

Thank you Jill from Forever Cottage for nominating my blog!
You are such an inspiration to me, I am honored!
So, you want to know 10 honest to goodness things about me and how I feel?
Are you sure?
OK, hope I don't lose any followers over this!
1}I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option.



2}I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than make 3 trips to bring my groceries in {in those recycle~able baggy things}



3}I don't think learning math was really necessary.



4}I think bad decisions make great stories.



5}“Do not machine wash or tumble dry” means I will never wash this.....
ever.



6}As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
{sorry!}



7}I can look at the clock 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.



8}I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.



9}Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn’t know what to do with it.



10}I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Bud Lites than Kay.

and there you have it folks!
You still with me?
OK, good, I 'd hate to lose you!
have a happy Friday!
xoxo







25 comments:

Jon said...

Your too FUNNY! I agree with so many of your "lists".
I look forward to reading your blog everyday. By the way, I LOVE mowing the lawn as well.
Liz VanKirk - mom of 5 in Michigan

Angie said...

So funny and I tend to agree with all of them. Thanks for the honesty and the laughs.

Susan said...

You keep stealing e-mail forwards! :) Too funny.

Mikal said...

This is the most honest and hilarious "honest to goodness" I've read! Thanks for making me smile.

Mandi said...

Oh I love #6. So funny. Well they all were, but #5 and #6 really struck chords. And in regard to #8- I change their ringtone to avoid such calls.

TRICIA @ The Zoo said...

Oh my goodness! My husband and I both just laughed like crazy at your answers. I love all of them, but I feel like #1 needs an "Amen, sister"! ;)

XO*Tricia

littledaisymay said...

haha! I agree with a lot of your "honest scrap" :) very funny!

Michelle F said...

Love it, totally agree.

southerninspiration said...

thanks for the grins.
Suzanne

The Little Red Shop said...

What fun! I am soooo number 7!

: )

Julie M.

lkjatl said...

OMG...I am so ROFL!!!! That was PRICELESS!!!! I couldn't agree more. Thanks for the laughs.

Donna said...

you're the best Melaine.......so funny. Who is Liz from Michigan with 5 kids??? I am Donna from Michigan with 6 kids. funny!

Melaine Thompson said...

Donna~I don't know but I think you may have to get to know her!!!!

Mary Frances said...

OMG! I almost spit my wine out when I read number 8...I do the SAME thing!!! I love your honesty...and your rainy evening with a fire and a film sounds like heaven...my husband calls it "baby-making" weather.
Mary Frances

Stephanie said...

This comment is about your music playlist. I think you need to check #11-Coldplay - I don't think it was what you intended it to be, or is it?

Melaine Thompson said...

Stephanie~you rule! Thank you so much for telling me! Obviously my finger must have hit the wrong button! No, I didn't want that song on there! Thank you, thank you, thank you!!! Melaine

Michelle@Fromhousetohome said...

No wonder you never answer any of my calls! lol

It's always nice to hear some honesty, congrats on your award.
~Michelle

Phyllis AROUND THE HOUSE said...

You best stop thinking like me,I know you must be reading my mind, love your blog..I'll be back, don't ever lost that humor...

Angie said...

This was hilarious!!

Happy Nester said...

I loved reading your list.
I am right there with ya, on a lot of those .

undomestic chica said...

I'ma firm believer that cyclists need to choose to be cyclists or be cars but they can't switch the rules back and forth to however suits them :)

Lori said...

This is such a fun list and I love the last one most of all!

casey said...

Are you trying to pass these thoughts off as your own? I've seen these quite a few times elsewhere. Funny none the less!

Ryan said...

And here I thought #7 was only me. #10 made me truely laugh out loud, because it is so true ;o)

abeachcottage.com said...

too funny, I do 8 too! lol

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