Thank you Jill from Forever Cottage for nominating my blog!
You are such an inspiration to me, I am honored!
So, you want to know 10 honest to goodness things about me and how I feel?
Are you sure?
OK, hope I don't lose any followers over this!
1}I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option.
2}I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than make 3 trips to bring my groceries in {in those recycle~able baggy things}
3}I don't think learning math was really necessary.
4}I think bad decisions make great stories.
5}“Do not machine wash or tumble dry” means I will never wash this.....
ever.
6}As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
{sorry!}
7}I can look at the clock 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
8}I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
9}Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn’t know what to do with it.
10}I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Bud Lites than Kay.
and there you have it folks!
You still with me?
OK, good, I 'd hate to lose you!
have a happy Friday!
xoxo
1}I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option.
2}I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than make 3 trips to bring my groceries in {in those recycle~able baggy things}
3}I don't think learning math was really necessary.
4}I think bad decisions make great stories.
5}“Do not machine wash or tumble dry” means I will never wash this.....
ever.
6}As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
{sorry!}
7}I can look at the clock 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
8}I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
9}Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn’t know what to do with it.
10}I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Bud Lites than Kay.
and there you have it folks!
You still with me?
OK, good, I 'd hate to lose you!
have a happy Friday!
xoxo
25 comments:
Your too FUNNY! I agree with so many of your "lists".
I look forward to reading your blog everyday. By the way, I LOVE mowing the lawn as well.
Liz VanKirk - mom of 5 in Michigan
So funny and I tend to agree with all of them. Thanks for the honesty and the laughs.
You keep stealing e-mail forwards! :) Too funny.
This is the most honest and hilarious "honest to goodness" I've read! Thanks for making me smile.
Oh I love #6. So funny. Well they all were, but #5 and #6 really struck chords. And in regard to #8- I change their ringtone to avoid such calls.
Oh my goodness! My husband and I both just laughed like crazy at your answers. I love all of them, but I feel like #1 needs an "Amen, sister"! ;)
XO*Tricia
haha! I agree with a lot of your "honest scrap" :) very funny!
Love it, totally agree.
thanks for the grins.
Suzanne
What fun! I am soooo number 7!
: )
Julie M.
OMG...I am so ROFL!!!! That was PRICELESS!!!! I couldn't agree more. Thanks for the laughs.
you're the best Melaine.......so funny. Who is Liz from Michigan with 5 kids??? I am Donna from Michigan with 6 kids. funny!
Donna~I don't know but I think you may have to get to know her!!!!
OMG! I almost spit my wine out when I read number 8...I do the SAME thing!!! I love your honesty...and your rainy evening with a fire and a film sounds like heaven...my husband calls it "baby-making" weather.
Mary Frances
This comment is about your music playlist. I think you need to check #11-Coldplay - I don't think it was what you intended it to be, or is it?
Stephanie~you rule! Thank you so much for telling me! Obviously my finger must have hit the wrong button! No, I didn't want that song on there! Thank you, thank you, thank you!!! Melaine
No wonder you never answer any of my calls! lol
It's always nice to hear some honesty, congrats on your award.
~Michelle
You best stop thinking like me,I know you must be reading my mind, love your blog..I'll be back, don't ever lost that humor...
This was hilarious!!
I loved reading your list.
I am right there with ya, on a lot of those .
I'ma firm believer that cyclists need to choose to be cyclists or be cars but they can't switch the rules back and forth to however suits them :)
This is such a fun list and I love the last one most of all!
Are you trying to pass these thoughts off as your own? I've seen these quite a few times elsewhere. Funny none the less!
And here I thought #7 was only me. #10 made me truely laugh out loud, because it is so true ;o)
too funny, I do 8 too! lol
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