It started with me getting pulled over for drunk driving.
Wait, don't judge.
I hadn't had a sip of alcohol.
He followed me for 10 miles and I just
laughed when he asked me if I had had anything to drink!
Then about a month ago I backed into my husbands truck in the driveway, damaging both our cars.
Oops, sorry about that hon.
I thought maybe it was about time to get my eyes checked.
And you know what, I needed glasses!