Tuesday, April 27, 2010

~Important Women's Health Issue~a non decor post~


y/n ~Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

y/n~ Do you suffer from shyness?

y/n~ Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas.


Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions.


Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.


You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.


Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had.


Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas.
Margaritas may not be right for everyone.
Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas.
However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.


Side effects may include:- Dizziness- Nausea- Vomiting- Incarceration- Erotic lustfulness- Loss of motor control- Loss of clothing- Loss of money- Loss of virginity- Table dancing- Headache- Dehydration- Dry mouth- And a desire to sing Karaoke
WARNINGS:-


The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you are not.-


The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.-


The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing..-


The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.


Please share this with other women who may need Margaritas.
xoxo

55 comments:

House and Garden Boutique said...

Love it! I'm definately trying one!

Short Southern Momma said...

Ha! I am loving this...going to call my Doc right now. hahaha

Hope your having a great day! xoxo

Alecia said...

LOL!!!!! I love that you put the list of side effects...like all those ridiculous drug commercials out there! :-)

Lisa @ Fern Creek Cottage said...

This is hilarious! I'm sending this link to my friends!

Amanda said...

;) Boy I needed a good laugh today~thanks!

Cielo Azul Jewelry said...

OMGOODNESS!!!! You crack me up today, LOL!!!!

xoxo,
Carol

Valerie @ itsonly100pounds said...

Oh my gosh, that was so funny!!!
I love it!

awal.ny said...

That was hilarious, at first I thought you were doing some serious advertising. Definately Margarita time.

angela said...

I hate to be an old foggie, party-pooper, but that just about sums up the reason I gave up drinking early in life. I'm am one of those folks that don't like to feel out of control, so one night when I heard myself say something that had not passed through my brain first, I decided that was too scary for me!!
Angela

Samantha2818 said...

So funny!
I find they make me feel like I'm an amazing dancer even when I'm falling over on the dance floor!
~Sam

Barbara said...

Wonderful!

Morning T said...

White wine is my version of the margarita...and never a dose I miss! Ha~
T

Lynda said...

LOL!!!!!!! those warnings could have been written after seeing my behaviour after one little drink!!! Thats why a Lynda never drinks.....;)

It was fun, thank you!!!

Greetings

ChocolateAddict said...

omg I fricking LOVE this!

Gaƫlle - Decoration'TillTheEnd said...

Awesome!

Kelly @ Dare to be Domestic said...

This is absolutely amazing! I want to cut it out and post it at my office. I've been begging for a margarita machine for years now!!! Thank you for this chuckle and I think I'm going to feature this as my tickled tuesday read and link it back to you so everyone can enjoy not just your humor but all your great talent!

Happy MARGARITA Tuesday! ox

Sandi @the WhistleStop Cafe said...

THank you for this public service announcement~ just in time for cinco di mayo!

Nancy's Notes said...

That was great!! I am still laughing and will forward this too! Thanks for the huge laugh!

blondiensc said...

Amen sister!! Ha!

La Borda Bleu said...

hahaha...i just thought my friends were a lil hard of hearing..LOL
oh goodness that is great! on the margarita note...especially since it's almost cinco de mayo..you ladies need to try "skinny girl" by bethany housewife of ny! it's a lil strong at first but, 2nd one is smooth..:)i'm a fan since i'm alway on a diet :()
xoxo's nancy

porter place cottage said...

Yummy...! My favorite drink by far. I've even learned how to make a skinny girl margarita (not that I'm skinny, but trying to be)!

Cindy and Joe said...

Wow! I love that prescription!

paperjunk-lc said...

Too funny! I love me some ritas!

dleahy23 said...

Amen Sister Friend! <3

Simply LKJ said...

OMGosh! You are too funny!! LOVE IT!

Christine ~ JAZ Creations said...

I Love this!

Fresh + Simple said...

ITA!
:) Lara

Ali@Honey and Maple Syrup said...

I love it!

Dreamy Whites said...

Oh I love this post!
I am a margarita girl 100%
I can't drink wine!
This is such a cute post Melaine!
I got your card in the mail today! Thank YOU!
Hope you are doing well!
Take Care,
Maria

Ruby’s Upcycle Designs™ said...

I am SO IN NEED!!!! ROTFLMAO!!! Hysterical!!!!
Beth

Shannon said...

I agree 100% Now I better go buy some Margarita mix :)

JanMary said...

Here in N Ireland prescriptions are now free !!!! - I need to see it Margarita's are on the prescribed list!

Amy R. said...

Too funny! I love me some margaritas and there is a recipe for Key Lime Margaritas in next month's Coastal Living. I must try those! Summertime and margaritas go hand in hand...

Kimberly said...

Loved this! It's always 5:00 somewhere!!

Sweet Petunia said...

I find that Cosmos and Lemon Drops have the same effect...but for me with less of a headache the next day.

Chez Zizi said...

I love it!

Zizette

Sylvia (at) Lily's Pad and Petals said...

Hilarious - have to agree with this prescription.

Shelly said...

You forgot about the part that it "may make you Dance openly and freely with your FEMALE store manager" or, strip down to your undies with co-workers and jump into a pool!

Ackk,,,,,Okay TMI, that was YEARS ago when I worked at Nordy's in So. Cal as an assistant Buyer....Thank heavens there were NO video cameras or Facebook THEN!

I'll stick to a bit of wine!

Hugs,
Shell

Deb said...

That is pure gold!

Melanie said...

Sounds like a perscription that needs to be filled right away! On second thought.. does it come in an I.V. drip?:-))))))

Amy said...

funny..i had one at dinner! it was $3 margaritas at max and ermas..not bad!

Queen of Tarte said...

I do love my margaritas...
We'll have to toast with some at Farm Chicks!! xo Cindy

Mikal said...

Oh my heavens,that made me laugh so hard it's a good thing I have no bladder issues!

Thanks for the giggles!

Mikal

Kare@Trublue2 said...

Completely hysterical Melaine! I've always believed a healthy shot of Tequila now & then surely cures what ails you....

Vitamin T = good medicine!

This Photographer's Life said...

Great Post. I tried to find your email address, but was unsuccessful, so I will just leave it here. I want to say thank you. A while ago Holly from Things That Inspire wrote about me, and then you featured me and put me on your blog roll. I have been living the benefits of that since it happened. I cannot tell you how much I appreciate you sharing you fabulous readers with me. It is such an honor, and you blog continues to inspire me daily. You will never know how much you have helped me. Many Thanks. Blayne

Amanda said...

This made me laugh out loud! Great job!

Kristin said...

This post is hilarious yet somehow true!
I have not been here for a while.
Just working, no excuses but love it here always!

the polished pebble said...

Oh my! Love me some that margi! Will order one pronto because I have all of those ailments and I am very shy as well.

kelley xo

Michelle said...

I LOVE this post! You had me laughing so hard!

Cherub Kisses Boutique said...
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Cherub Kisses Boutique said...

Love this post & love your blog!!!

beachhouse etc. said...

OMG that is so funny i started to think it was seriois at first then realized it wasn't i want to post this on my blog with your permission and link back to you...suzanne ps love to entertain also and can't wait for our backyard renovation ...summer can't get here quick enough great post xoxox

Velvet and Linen said...

I use a similar prescription called Martini!
I find it very effective. Unlike my previous prescription, wine, my new Martini consumption doesn't give me a headache the next day!
Wonderfully funny post.

xo
Brooke

Anna & Noah said...
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Karyn said...

SOOOOOO funny! I thought it was serious at first , as it was describing me ! Then I burst out laughing.......

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